A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.
Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!
by qwertytehehe October 17, 2010
Get the captain coralmug. Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
Get the Captain's Wafersmug. (after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015
Get the Captain Obviousmug. An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022
Get the Captain's Wafersmug. by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
Get the Captain Logicmug. Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
Get the captain carrotmug. This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug.