Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 05, 2013
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Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.
Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 15, 2024
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SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag
Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!
by MuckyMike November 03, 2010
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 14, 2021
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Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 30, 2017
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Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.
Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 03, 2023
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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins April 21, 2018
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