ian poo

Ian poo likes to roleplay, He is usually the type of guy ignore the other person in the argument he was in even though he was wrong, Ian is a chubby 20 year old trying to find the meaning of life and the secret to Immortality

Look at that guy he kind of looks like an Ian poo

by Dijf May 12, 2018

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020

boopy poo

boopy poopy scoopy doo

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

Poo Friend

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.

Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”

by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021

poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.

Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009