Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
by Certainutensil November 23, 2021
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Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.
by kurō kōdōra April 25, 2023
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Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
by Maxfort.23 March 05, 2022
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Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
by Pissplay November 23, 2022
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Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend
That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike
by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021
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Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
by imhot24/7 June 08, 2023
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