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the GOAT

A person who is the best person ever. They help you whenever you're in need and you can't thank them enough. They are the Greatest Of All Time... They are the GOAT *must look at example*
by thesedefinitionsarethebest October 22, 2018
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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
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Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home
Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
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Female Goatee

When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
I went down on Megan last night, but man I got hair in my mouth from her female goatee.
by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021
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GOAT

A goat is Khalid he is the epitome of an incredible listener— an amazing advice gifter, and someone who shares the same interests. A somali king with a gifted soul, his kind words touch the heart. Like LeBron James, Khalid is a true GOAT— unmatched in greatness, wisdom, and leadership
by lebronjamesisagirl January 10, 2025
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GOAT

God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.

If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?
by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017
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GOAT

Goat can be defined as someone very awful at what he does.
Many people don't have a basic understanding of the English language but Pierre is a goat of English.
by Menorah 🕎 October 7, 2022
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