To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Dairy door

A term for your butthole when you are lactose intolerant.

That ice cream is gonna have my dairy door wide open all night.

by Unhinged hippie September 13, 2022

Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.

"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 21, 2022

Door

Enter and forget why you're there.

Why did I walk through that door?

by menphiz September 30, 2022

To the door

This refers to jail time - sentencing specifically. Usually when you catch time, you only have to do a % of your bid before you get released. But with certain crimes you have to do your whole sentence, day for day. We call that “to the door”.

Damn, you were a felon found in possession of a handgun? You’re gonna have to do 5 years to the door on that.

by merkbit September 30, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022