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Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.
The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!
by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025
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Uncircd Chode

A chode, with foreskin that covers the whole head.
I play one eye peekaboo with my uncircd chode. I pull back on the extra foreskin, pop my one eye willy out, which is 3" long, but 8" around.
by Vinegar Butt Sex January 31, 2024
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Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022
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Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"
by alrighty then... February 11, 2021
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Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.
You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.
by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017
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The Chode Codemen

The chode codemen are an activist group of outrageously gay dudes who love call of duty and big obnoxious trucks. It is a society filled with love and respect for every race & nationality 🤞
TCC loves interacting with big black veiny cocks and annual yearly orgies.
Chevrolet Cruzes’ are the best car known to man and a member known as “milk man” has the largest man duke on this disgusting earth.
“I know what TCC stands for; it stands for The Chode Codemen, so don’t draw that on the windows. My lame ahh son told me what it stood for.”
by SquattedPooPooBox November 25, 2022
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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.
"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"
by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020
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