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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Chode

You're such a chode
by Bettsy is a chode December 4, 2018
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chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016
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Chode master

Bryan mcnown
by Oh haha July 12, 2020
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Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through
I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney
by anonymous December 31, 2024
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Chode

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit

If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024
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Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long
Laivy has a chode
by yayeet226 May 23, 2021
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