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Chode

A penis of a man/woman/ect. That is bigger in width than length
Carter has a chode, and because he has one the huzz doesn't get too rowdy with him 🙁
by KMONEY9674 December 9, 2024
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Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.
Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.
by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024
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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.
"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"
by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020
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Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.
The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!
by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025
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chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off
brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!
by bal_zak March 8, 2010
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The Chode Codemen

The chode codemen are an activist group of outrageously gay dudes who love call of duty and big obnoxious trucks. It is a society filled with love and respect for every race & nationality 🤞
TCC loves interacting with big black veiny cocks and annual yearly orgies.
Chevrolet Cruzes’ are the best car known to man and a member known as “milk man” has the largest man duke on this disgusting earth.
“I know what TCC stands for; it stands for The Chode Codemen, so don’t draw that on the windows. My lame ahh son told me what it stood for.”
by SquattedPooPooBox November 25, 2022
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Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode
I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!
by Bornelius October 27, 2025
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