it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Wood cookies

Man penis

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....

by Jayëë January 24, 2020

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Colby wood

simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7

girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.

girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.

by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020

Japanese Haunted Woods

Bad content.

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods

by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020