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toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
mugGet the toilet paper syndromemug.

Kingsmeadow School toilets

Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s
Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu

Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might

Lad A: na shes sound her

Lad B: aye fair
by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023
mugGet the Kingsmeadow School toiletsmug.

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
mugGet the murdering the toiletmug.

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
mugGet the toilet curdsmug.
this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!
i am a sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet
by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024
mugGet the sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toiletmug.

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

toilet trend

Another way to say "skibidi toilet" without saying the skibidi.
Commonly used in a discord server that doesn't allow to say it

(Aka the TCU discord server)
Discord member 1: yo i got into the culag because of saying toilet trend bruh
Discord member 2: damn that's crazy
by Janky jynx November 23, 2023
mugGet the toilet trendmug.

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