poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.

Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

skunky poo

poo that smells worse than normal.

person 1: what is that smell

person 2: its skunky poo

by ma dude bra January 29, 2020

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.

Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020

ian poo

Ian poo likes to roleplay, He is usually the type of guy ignore the other person in the argument he was in even though he was wrong, Ian is a chubby 20 year old trying to find the meaning of life and the secret to Immortality

Look at that guy he kind of looks like an Ian poo

by Dijf May 12, 2018