noobe

me.

noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"

by noobe gaming June 4, 2022

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

noob

(the first real definition for noob that's not bashing towards them)

A noob is someone who is new to the game and unexperienced. Not someone who killed you.

bob: are you a noob?
noob: yes, how do i play

by Pl3bberr July 5, 2018

Noob

When you put your hands behind you back and approach a white boy in you science class and call him a noob and he doesnt know what that is so u repeat it again and again

Adam your such a noob

by Dayyyyvvveeee July 4, 2022

Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.

It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021

bay noob cheater

One of the words you normally hear when you rape an Oppressor Mk2 griefer without using the same vehicle. Usually associated with an angry Russian girl and a stanced Mitsubishi Eclipse GT leaving the server.

.CoffiWhite.: u off aim and i *-*** u
OffendedOwl: too bad you're russian, it makes you laggy for me so I can kill you faster with my guns.
.CoffiWhite.: bay noob cheater

.CoffiWhite. left.
EclipseGT left.

by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 June 30, 2022

get shrekt noob

a term understood mostly by ancient Greek philosophers. It has many philosophical meanings.

get shrekt noob

by the very big gay July 17, 2018