noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.

noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.

by jjprs306 December 4, 2017

Noob

Someone who is new to a game, or is not good at the game.

"Oh my god, their such a noob"

by 4za March 4, 2022

noob

The word used by people who know that in reality they are pros but are afraid to admit it.

Yesterday Mark said he was a noob. I laughed knowing he would get 100% in the marketing test.

by Happy daddy November 26, 2020

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

NOOB

VERY NOOBY BUT GOOD

KADE IS A NOOB. NOOB MEANS BAD AT SOMETHING.

by Timidest July 16, 2021

Noob

What roblox people call bald, yellow, happy and with blue and green clothes

Noob: hi!
Roblox gamer: omg gtfo noob

by John's son, John Johnson February 20, 2017