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Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
mugGet the Jordan Beansmug.

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
mugGet the My jordanmug.

Jordan

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.
What a spec, gotta be jordan
by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024
mugGet the Jordanmug.

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
mugGet the International fuck Jordan's bitch daymug.

Jordan

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

jordan

skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.
if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies
by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022
mugGet the jordanmug.

Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend
Jordan lost his girl
by 2k 17 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

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