First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 10, 2013

sesquiple-first-cousin

1- Child of their parent’s sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
3- Sesquiple-cousin.
4- Sesquiple-1C.
5- Sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-1C.

My sesquiple-first-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

మూసుకుపోతుంది Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: మూసుకుపోతుంది Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 03, 2025

First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 18, 2025

First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.

John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.

by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023

first year fringe

when a girl in her first year of high school decides that her hair would looks great if she used all of it as a fringe

"Oh man, look at this picture of me in first year, that first year fringe is fierce!"

by siskatoni December 01, 2013

PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025