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fag hag

A fat, heterosexual woman who constantly hangs out, sometimes sleeps with her gay male friends.
Often the fat female was an outsider anyway to her own straight culture because of her fatness. Unable to get many men in the straight world she befriends the ultimate cute boy. He is stylish, funny, fun and sometimes clever and a hell of a partier. They spend all their time together going to bars and late at night when neither has been chosen by others they go home together after the bar closes and have sex. Some faghags have died from AIDS because of this. While "faghag" ryhmes we should not forget the word hag means ugly. Originally the faghag was not so attractive. Maybe now in 2008 the meaning of faghag may include an stunningly, attractive woman hanging out with a gay man but back in the 1980's it was not so.
The fag hag had so much fun with her friend Derek that she sometimes forgot she was unpopular in the regular, straight world.
by LauraZero February 11, 2008
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crafty fag

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations
tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit
by rodam July 14, 2006
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Fag-Nut

#1 When somebody annoys you so much that the word faggot just wont cut it anymore #2 A crazy faggot hence Fag-Nut .
Angry Black Guy: Get off my bitch Fag-Nut !

Wimpy White Kid: Yo she wuz on me wikea mo fo dog you hear me out yo?

Angry Black Guy: Get yo fuckin ass outta here fag-nut !

*Kicks White Guys ass*
by JuliiaMarie! March 16, 2010
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Fag Hag

A girl who unknowingly or compulsively collects gays. Also has a strong gay-dar to seek out more to collect. A name usually said about her behind her back.
Mom: So i see you have another one?
Tam: Another what?
Mom: -Snicker- well it okay if you like to collect them. you know some kids collect baseball cards. make up, or even pez despinsers. but i'm all for it if you want to collect gays and be a Fag Hag. -burst out laughing-
Tam: MOM!!! THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!
by Raynie Dai January 23, 2010
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Coke Fag

A person who gobbles massive quantities of Coca-Cola, and is always drinking Coke.
Wooooow.... Whatta Coke Fag....
by FRKNdennys December 14, 2010
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Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.
HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.
by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010
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cough fag

when one gets a boner from the doctor while they touch your balls and make you cough.
by tylersihelnick May 26, 2010
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