baseball bat blunt

marijuana rolled into a blunt, thick at the end, shaped as a baseball bat. a blunt that that contains alot of marijuana

yo teresa yu rolled a fat blunt, its a fucking baseball bat blunt

by myke prez June 11, 2006

Baseded

The opposite of "woke".

One who has been so influenced by far-right propaganda that they actually believe the 4chan meta-ironic term "based" is a good thing.

A state of mind defined by a clear lack of intelligence and a willingness to be socially programmed.

Clinging to a base that does not provide support.

Plays on the words: basted, wasted, base dead.

First seen on Twitter accompanying an 8-bit image from the game Zero Wing with the text modified to read "all your based are belong to us"

Ass Hats brain is basded like a Kentucky fried right wing.

That dude is basded!

The baseded believe being enlightened is a bad thing... weird.

I thought she was based but it turns out she was basded.

by Pigmaleon May 3, 2022

Freshman baseball

N.
A circle jerk

Can be used to imply the said jerkers were caught in the act

Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?

Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.

by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008

Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music that fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be friendly with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

“Based Retard Gang is my life”
“BRG saved me”

by mjag August 5, 2023

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by al November 10, 2004

meta-based

Meta-Based a word which combines the word Based with meta-irony. It thus reverses the natural meaning of Based, for further comedic or dramatic value. This word would be used to describe instances when one uses the word Based in a seemingly erroneous way.

“aye bro, fuck covid”
“based”
“nah bro, everyone hates covid, that’s meta-based”

by nomenestdeus March 20, 2021

Kangaroo in the Basement

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...

"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."

by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008