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Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.
Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021
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Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar
we are goin to hard drive training tonite....
by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003
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Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.
Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."
by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010
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Mel Gibson in a train-yard

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.
I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.
by Andrew from 'consin March 3, 2008
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I Like trains kid

the prediction of a cursed child with a messed up brain and all he says is i like trains he smushed his wife at his wedding
women :0

I Like train kid :l i like trains kid

bam get smushed
by i like trains deal with it November 30, 2020
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bro ho train

a train of men ("bro's") who are treated much like the female version of a hoe. usually all relationships are kept under wraps so as to not necessarily let each man know they're being "played."
"Jen's always conducting the bro ho train when she doesn't have a boyfriend. she gives me a reason to live brah"
by cosmiccharlie January 13, 2008
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Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey
Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.
by SouthernScout November 5, 2020
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