Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

weird ad thing in urban dictionary

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna

by random_boiz October 1, 2020

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

by Emily-T July 10, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 14th or December

Gf: kisses bf randomly.

Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?

by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022