Skip to main content

school

school
Kids think school is bad because they are given homework, they can’t spend time trying to play games or build friendships and relationships with nearby kids. They can’t bond in class because the teacher talks so the students are mostly lonely except during recess. When they don’t turn in homework, they have to pay with their recess to do homework and missing assignments. They just stay in a chair all day long until pains begin to shoot up their back. They don’t get enough sleep and even if they don’t, their parents are gonna wake them up and they are gonna spend an entire day looking half-asleep. They can’t discover a new hobby without the school and parents being fascist towards the child and choosing what they should do. The child can only concentrate on studies and be variously interrupted by more preferrable things. They can’t focus because they are being strained out of the world. They try to spend time having free time because they spent too much time under their parents constant helicopter parenting. Children are yanked towards a table and force to write until their arms ache. Children spend an eternity just being desensitized to everything except school. Instead of adding 2 extra hours of school, the school sends homework because they are sadistic assholes
by sick of asphixiation December 15, 2022
mugGet the school mug.

School

by Boo_I_am_a_spooky_Ghost December 15, 2022
mugGet the School mug.

School

A mental, physical, biological absolute ɛɛɔⲭ̀ɔ lethal torture chamber where you only get severely tortured, tormentified, punished, perished, etc.
you wake up at 6AM - 8AM and cant even fucking make a 10+ min extra nap because you get to earth extinction called school and get punished and tortured mentally and physically, you only get physically suspendly abused every fucking morning every fucking minute and where you just always FUCKING get punished, abused, assassinated by a this fucking hellhole with a satanic fucking serial demon who always torture poor childs and kids and over a million kids are disliking this gore torture chamber with alot of blood and organs being physically murdered and you go to this fucking hellhole every fucking day until second decade pass with being your health permanently decreased every fucking day and get grounded from your parents because of this satanic plan from teachers trying to make all kids die from uncanniness by every week having a exam and you get under A sometimes and get permanently wounded.
Bullies: you will go to school.
me: oh god im dead
by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
mugGet the School mug.

Old School

Any component of life or culture started by people from an older school compared to the new school attended by you as schools are increasingly progressive yet less nuanced
by Primeprincipal December 18, 2022
mugGet the Old School mug.

school

The school is the force of nihilism everyone must face at least once in their lives. This force is unwavering and unchanging. Even as societies evolve, this force called school yet remains fossilized as the only one universal suffering, the constant within the chaotic absurdity. A rule in which we as human beings are ruthlessly forced to endure to great ends. This rule was not created by a wicked god, but mankind. The phrase mankind is its own torturer, is undoubtedly proven by the existence of the school. If humanity so desperately exists, so will the force of suffering. The force of school/nihilism is by far the most diabolical form of this force of suffering. Yet we must still triumph, despite the odds, we must overcome those who wish harm. This is school, the most despicable, hated, horrific trial of life that one is forced to overcome. Many suffer from PSTD due to school.
guy 86: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFCJ
guy 76: what’s wrong?
guy 86: I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE SCHOOL SOON
guy 76: well, it was an honor meeting you, your family shall be overcome with great grief.
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
mugGet the school mug.

St Paul's Anglican Grammar School

A school in Warragul and Traralgon, Victoria, Australia.
"Hey do you go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School?"
"No. I do not go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School."
by bruhman56 December 21, 2022
mugGet the St Paul's Anglican Grammar School mug.

national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
by borgandonor December 21, 2022
mugGet the national humble a private school boy day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email