that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful

Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND

by - Miaxo November 25, 2021

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

mys moment

taking a moment to display extreme silliness publicly

" hey man can u watch my cat? gotta take a mys moment " - example from r <3

by mystic bean April 18, 2023

Suck my ass

A vine where an Asian girl says suck my ass. It is also a great insult😂👌🏻

You can Suck my ass Thot

by Deadpool360990 May 28, 2018

you burnt my wiener

you messed me up

“Dude, you burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021