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Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
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Cocksucker shoes

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
by Zack's mom April 5, 2024
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