banana hands

describing someone who have hands that closely resemble a bundle of bananas.

"Hey bitch, get yo banana hands off me!"

"Damn, you got some big ass banana hands Drew!"

by Cooter_bojengals January 6, 2007

coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.

hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...

by filthyhand October 23, 2007

Hand Lip

A scar on one's hand from a chemical burn, once the wound has healed it resembles a wrinkly pair of lips. A rite of passage for becoming a member of project mayhem.

Me and Tyler were making soap, he kissed my hand then poured lye on it. Now I have a hand lip.

by hisnamewasrobertpaulson March 1, 2010

lend a hand

to help someone

"Hey buddy. I need to go lend a hand. Okay? " I said

by basge January 5, 2016

Kyle-Handed

When a guy with commitment issues hands back the feelings you felt for him, and he just moves on to the next thing with boobs and a vagina. He says he just dumped a girl for you, making you feel special and then BAM before you know it, he uses the same line on the next girl handy.

I basically Kyle-handed her.

by Britta B. Davis May 1, 2011

Crystal Hand

The hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go.

The crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 9, 2014

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016