La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Pipe Sniffer

Someone who enjoys sniffing penis.

I can tell that girls a pipe sniffer.

by ChillBroEntertainment March 14, 2021

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

spooky pipe

The act of dicking someone down in the seasonal holiday of halloween. Where as you can decorare the room in spooky material or your penis. Or to just make the experience scary for the good if the pipe.

Tomorrow's halloween looks like I'm giving Emily the spooky pipe!

by Spookiepype October 27, 2017

pipe glue

Semen.

Yo! That bitch had mad pipe glue up in her face.

by [e-mail] November 30, 2016

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023