Lol And Johnny most likely got his good looks from some other relative, lol. But it stopped 2 seconds later so its all good lol I walked in the hotel expecting a mob scene as per usual. Every bit of information released keeps me in anticipation for a beta in the really near future.
by sadasdasdsad April 11, 2022
Get the lolmug. When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.
After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:
"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"
Reader then takes offense.....
User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"
Reader then takes offense.....
User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
by gijomama November 20, 2013
Get the LOL diffusionmug. 1. Abbreviation for "laugh out loud" in the context of a response to a funny text or instant message.
2. Abbreviation for "literally opposite language" in the context of sarcasm.
2. Abbreviation for "literally opposite language" in the context of sarcasm.
1. <text or IM> I'm in jail now. Apparently it's illegal to send dick pics of yourself to your state representative. <response> lol
2. <message> I just got home from my child custody hearing. It was a blast! lol
2. <message> I just got home from my child custody hearing. It was a blast! lol
by styrofoamheart September 28, 2013
Get the lolmug. in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2012
Get the lol, not exactlymug. Løyälty óvã Lōvè
The minute you start showing love everyone realizes they gained yo trust so they slowly show you less loyalty. Loyalty is maturity, løyälty is standing by someone even when you aren't getting along, loyalty is something people show you at their best bec they didn't forget wat you did for them when they was at their worse. Real loyalty is real love.
The minute you start showing love everyone realizes they gained yo trust so they slowly show you less loyalty. Loyalty is maturity, løyälty is standing by someone even when you aren't getting along, loyalty is something people show you at their best bec they didn't forget wat you did for them when they was at their worse. Real loyalty is real love.
Tony:I know you tricking bitch don't lie to me about it
Any girl I talk to:No idea wat ur talking bout (in their head-I JUS WANT HIM TO YELL AT ME FOR IT SO I KNO HE CARES)
Tony:LoL, better come back wit a fee nd some honesty IK you thinking bout how the blocks slow nd trying to make sure the bills paid wen I can't.
If she loyal she'll be honest with you about it thas real loyalty, thas real maturity, thas real love cuz she trying to make money for you wen she knows you can't nomore cuz of all the shit y'all been through or have done for her
Any girl I talk to:No idea wat ur talking bout (in their head-I JUS WANT HIM TO YELL AT ME FOR IT SO I KNO HE CARES)
Tony:LoL, better come back wit a fee nd some honesty IK you thinking bout how the blocks slow nd trying to make sure the bills paid wen I can't.
If she loyal she'll be honest with you about it thas real loyalty, thas real maturity, thas real love cuz she trying to make money for you wen she knows you can't nomore cuz of all the shit y'all been through or have done for her
by Tøny Jöséph Jôhnèrõ Pīscīnå February 16, 2022
Get the LoLmug. 
by Lol 329181 January 2, 2021
Get the Lolmug.