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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.
The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.
by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025
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idiot

joe : look at that idiot
lila : that must be a kacper
by steveeeeeenUniverse October 25, 2019
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idiot

you
hey idiot
by emotional turtle March 28, 2019
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idiot

You because you looked up idiot.
Somebody called me an idiot, I wonder that that means... oh.
by jmb3k December 7, 2020
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idiot-aware

When you think, "does that person think I am an idiot?", and they do in fact think you are an idiot.
Worker(thinks) : I hope he didn't think I am an idiot during the interview
Boss(thinks): I hope this bish is idiot-aware enough not to reapply SMH
by mcnuggins August 2, 2023
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Idiot

An idiot is a person who doesn’t know anything. They usually have the name of Ellie, Cade, Hannah, Crystal, Josh, Shannon, Hunter, Tristan, or Morad. They are all dumb and act like pigs! Don’t hangout wing an idiot it you’ll regret it! I’ve had a lot of idiots in my life and I said bye to them and never looked back. I’m a much happier person now.
Idiot: bla, bla, bla, bla
by Hohnrv May 18, 2019
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