something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 18, 2003
by LMaverick123 December 06, 2016
When you don't have time for a shower. You wash your face, neck and armpits with soap and a washcloth in the sink.
by Neskire January 16, 2017
When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
by RiHuxley August 01, 2012
One who has a mouf(mouth) like the ass of a ducks, constantly farthing or in this case, endless yapping.
by Duck Bottom July 06, 2016
a hoe ass individual. Loud talkin, annoying, Boastful but has NOTHING! Big dummy, Real ratchett-like!
by hotshot223 April 12, 2010
To throw shade and sass someone whilst asserting dominance and diva fabulousness like Daisy Duck. Can include leaving and making a dramatic scene to draw attention to oneself or exiting a relationship or conversation to prove a point
“She did what?! Daisy Duck the shit out of that!”
by JuliaFrancesca December 17, 2017