Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022

Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!

I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.

by batmansgirl August 20, 2012

Ducks Butter

The sweat that gathers between your anus and ball sack after sex.

Jizzminda's gussit was caked in ducks butter after a long night What's that? Chinese for dinner? Why yes yes it is!at the docks.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

Duck bitch

A UGLY LOOKING BITCH

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies”

by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020