central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

Bill Clinton

A gay term used to describe a man with 3 nipples.

Oh Jeff, he's such a fucking Bill Clinton.

by MMMMMMM Noodles December 20, 2018

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

buck tooth bill

a person who loves minecraft and absolutky sucks at fortnite and hes on the right of me and has some ugly ass gofer glasses

look hes a buck tooth bill

by mbhbbsdkb January 25, 2024

Bill Maddox

A longtime Lubbock news anchor who was also a closet Aggie superfan.

Bill Maddox says, "Gig 'em, Aggies."

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Bill

An old war veteran who is "To old for this shit"

Zoey: I think I hear a hunter.
Bill: I'm to old for this shit.
*Hunter pounces Louis*
Louis: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Bill: I'm to old for this shit.

by DykarDyksson January 19, 2024

Bill Chucks

Shorts on men that let the thighs breathe. Anything less than 6-inch in-seam.

Women have Daisy Dukes, men have Bill Chucks.

Good Lord look at those thighs. Homie's got them Bill Chucks on.

by Mothafuckin’ hag June 27, 2025