sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

Kreepy's Kid

A window licker, a tide pod eater, a Ricky Retardo, a knuckle dragger.

That Kreepy's Kid just finger painted a unicorn on the sidewalk with his shit.

by BRJG October 8, 2018

bk kid

Bad Kid Kid
Someone who is very bad at video games that they must be refereed to as a kid twice to emphasis how truly horrible they are.

AKA JD057

That JD057 is so bk kid.

by themrguy27 March 21, 2018

Nannup Kid's

A Nannup Kid is an inbred child.

Dude look at that Nannup Kid!

Fuck, those kid's were ratty as fuck! must have been Nannup Kid's

by Cayl January 2, 2012

Turtle kid

A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.

Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid

by mizukei November 27, 2020

SID THE KID

not as sus as Mia sussy baka

I’m more sus than you -Sid the kid
no -Mia sussy Baka

by shakalsjrhfn July 3, 2021

eleven kid

When a guy cums so hard in a womans mouth that it runs out her nose.

Guy: I came so hard in her mouth last night, I gave her a Eleven kid

by PsyGriff May 21, 2022