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A Jordan is an amazing and loving person.They are usually good in sport and have a good time wherever they go,a Jordan wil always make you laugh and they are easy to fall in love with. Jordan's have huge dicks but not all of their friends know this and they dont go around telling everyone. If you eger get thet chance to be with a Jordan you are very lucky and you would wish to have sex with him every night
Person 1:is your dick small
Person 2:no he is a Jordan
by Lover girl 222 November 23, 2021
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jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet
Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !
by all doo March 25, 2011
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Nephetari Serena Jordan

Nephetari Serena Jordan is a 12-year-old model, actress, and straight-up boss bitch. At just twelve, she’s already out here making major moves, turning heads, and proving that age is just a number when you’ve got the kind of talent, drive, and confidence she’s got. Whether she’s owning the runway, killing it on screen, or handling business like a seasoned pro, she’s doing it all with that unapologetic boss energy. She doesn’t wait for anyone’s approval—she just shows up, takes over, and owns the game. Model? Check. Actress? Check. Boss bitch? You better believe it
by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024
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jordan burger

A girl that can do anything she is mostly a tom boi but he put on a dress and rock it.
by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016
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Jordan Moran

Creeper aw man aw man hahaha creeper ahahahaha aw man awwwww aw man aw creep aw aw man creep aw!
Jordan Moran drives a McLaren and turns his shirt to ash in the gym.
by izKadeen October 6, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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