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gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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shit dem

bro: yo look at dat ting over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bunddaaaaa
by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020
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Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal
by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015
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Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.
I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!
by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021
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Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.
I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.
by Xzyhle February 11, 2022
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Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.
When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.
by anonymous April 25, 2024
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Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space
Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit
by Autism anus July 2, 2019
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