Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016

The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique

Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'

by ceese123254 June 27, 2022

my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020

Your my brother

saveing your best friend or someone u love so they can have another life

get the hell out of here and be a god dam man 'your my brother i know i know :(

by NonameNotFound March 22, 2021

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016