Adam

Eshay

Eg: omg Adam is such an eshay

by Eshay Dogg August 5, 2020

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

Joshua D Adams

Big dick mofo who's wife name is keesha

You know that's a Joshua D Adams when you see where his dick blew out the crotch of his pants

by Immafuckutilludie December 5, 2024

Adam

Everyone’s annoying older brother who asks for your season ticket

Guess who’s asking for the ticket again!
Got to be adam

by HMFC1902 August 11, 2020

Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.

1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"

by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

Adam

Literally a living, breathing, walking L. Mf cant drive for his life and wears glasses.

Person 1: "oh my gosh who just hit that kid in the parking lot?"
Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."

by ezragotbank December 27, 2021

Adam

Curly haired boy with a hidden little cute smile.
Makes stupid and funny jokes to make you laugh and light up your day.

I saw Adam today
He's really kind!

by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023