Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.

Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date

by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011

american style dating

Dating more than one person at a time.

She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.

by fluffy7 April 13, 2014