Sam

umm idk kinda gay

sams pretty gay i thonk

by intelligant being January 31, 2022

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Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guys who pulls Josephine’s he will get into trouble with the law but he is a good boyfriend and he can be annoying.

Sam Lightfoot come over here,are you a Josephine? Oh yes I am

by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018

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Sam

A male with female emotion and intuition. A feeler not a thinker. A lesbian trapped in a male body. A tragedy within a Trajic tragedy.

Do you know Sam ? Yes he’s a Trajic tragedy.

by Trendy tragedy November 22, 2021

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Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 23, 2023

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Sam

Sam is sick and everyone else is a bad muppet.

Sam is sick but you’re all bad muppets

by Leigh Gend November 24, 2021

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A guy who is really quiet at first yet talks a lot once you get to know him. He is INSANELY hot but thinks he isn’t. He was definitely popular in high school from his looks to his skating skills but he is very modest so he’ll deny it. His eyes are amazing hazel color and really big. He also has a big peen and the best body ever, he’ll also deny that too because again the modesty. He is caring, smart, funny, exciting, and if you are ever lucky enough to have met Sam you’d be dumb not to keep him forever. To attract this kind of Sam you have to stock up on Mountain Dew, candy, and cucumber puff bars. He is also known as Sam the man or Sammi boi.

Ex:
Person 1: isn’t that the hot famous guy from plan b skate post on insta?

Person 2: yup. That’s Sam

by Tiffy22 March 15, 2021

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