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Dates are historic events for famous people to fill the school books of the next generation.
Forget dates. They are worthless.
by Iamanumber March 11, 2023
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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Date

When you go on an adventure with this cute girl named Julia only In search of chapstick and definitely not a romantic relationship at all
So after our date I took the fattest nap of my life and then went to study chem with some friends
by DefinitelyNotDedrin! December 18, 2022
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Date Phenomena

The date that is showing up on everyone’s wrist around the world has been to show some wonders in people’s life’s and a cure to depression
Oh my tattoo says 07/12, I can’t wait for this day because it will cure my unhappy life. Thank you for this date phenomena to happen to me!
by IBLoser October 14, 2022
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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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