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jizz

I jizz a lot.
by otock April 2, 2023
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Jizz

You
You are jizz. You are what happens when you keep jizz in a jar for 20 years
by Bdbshevudvshvdhejsvdhdveueqoev October 11, 2021
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Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks
by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020
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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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jizz maup

by noah is sexy September 24, 2009
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slam jizz

What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.
Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.
by slamhogging_slampig April 6, 2017
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