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Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
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Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.
"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."
by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013
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Clown Car Effect

The effect one gets when there are 15 or more people in a single elevator, effectively causing it to look like there are a bunch of clowns in the elevator.
Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator

Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
by ThatGuy1010101 October 2, 2011
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Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.
Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.
by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023
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Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH
Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash
by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023
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Car Park Education

Verb: To fight in a car park

- Commonly outside of a place of work
I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.
by Parcels February 8, 2023
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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
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