Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.
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Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
Get the Michael Jordan mug.Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
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