Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

MICHAEL G

a cumbumbaby (someone who was conceived via his dads bum, after being penetrated by his mums magic strap on)

michael g is such a cumbumbaby

by baileyj420 September 3, 2021

Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jackson

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

by loveybovey May 29, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021