THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

three jacket girls

a group of three girls', who are best friends for life, and get together every weekend to have a blast. warning: these nights might contain smirnoff, non-stop laughter & random phone calls.

three jacket girls

by thetgfl10 April 2, 2009

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Three G’s

The three G’s defined as “gaming, gambling, and gooning” used by primarily unemployed people.

I’m off work today, I’m going home to practice the three G’s

by BiggusOfRome76 August 29, 2025

Three-yacht race

Colloquial description of a tennis player wins a best-of-five set match with a scoreline of 6-4 6-4 6-4.

In the second round of the Australian Open, Andrey Rublev defeated Chris Eubanks in a three-yacht race.

by TennisNerd64 January 17, 2024

Three dolcini

When you suck dick/get your dick sucked after eating Olive Garden

“Damn I got that three dolcini last night after taking my girl to the Olive Garden.”

by Lolsbg June 3, 2018

Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.

Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month

by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021