pics only we can see

an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.

her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”

him- “Yes.”

by the realest🙌🏼 October 23, 2022

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

by Indian Atari October 18, 2021

oh say can you see

By the dawns early light something something i cant remember this!

person 1 "hey wanna sing our amazing patriotic-all-american-music-that-says-god-bless-america?"
Person 2 "HELL NAW!"
Person 1 "why?"
Person 2 "TOO FUCKING LONG!"
Person 1 "fine then ill sing by my self. Oh say can you see -"
Person 2 "STOP IT'S WAY TOO LONG!"

by user6543 August 8, 2022

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

can i see the full tity

when you want to see the full tity

can i see the full tity

by Ifrickityfuckedyourmom April 17, 2019

papa-can-you-hear-me

Based on the Barbra Streisand line - and song - from "Yentl". Used to define a person desperately seeking recognition.

- What do you think of my new orkut community, "friends that love me so much?"
- Oh, you're so papa-can-you-hear-me!

by helvetico August 30, 2006

only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."

by BigRed527 December 11, 2014