Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
by The420microwave July 24, 2024
Get the thirty-seventh basemug. by albanianjesus December 22, 2020
Get the Basedmug. The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.
He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.
by Frellcon July 20, 2025
Get the Stubby basedmug. by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022
Get the Classically Basedmug. by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
Get the Base Ball Batmug. You will need
777bibles
A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor
A cow
Rats
Lion
Lamb
The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
777bibles
A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor
A cow
Rats
Lion
Lamb
The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
Get the 777th basemug. 