I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

national send your girl nudes day

june 1st.

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.

by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021

Drop your Queen

To stop being dramatic in a situation and understand that you are not above anyone else and you should not behave in such a manner.

Karen can you drop your queen and start acting like a civilized individual in public.

by Average john doe April 3, 2021

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

.

343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Your star

Your star is someone you look up To. The person you aspire to be someone you forever hope to be. Not exactly like then just as kind or maybe as mean as them.

Person 1: Caleb is so gentle he's my star<33

Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..

by Gtzaiw July 2, 2023