When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves
Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit
See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025
Get the Fall off in your shit mug.by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
Get the i think i just shit myself hard mug.A worthless piece of shit is somebody who holds the lowest rank you can get in society and has as much worth as a squashed dog shit.
by Assy74783 April 5, 2024
Get the Worthless piece of shit mug.Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
Get the magnum shit mug."Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
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Get the Glitter shits mug.The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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