cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Your

Your, (why/oh/you/are) is a word commonly used with you, or your mom.

Sam: get over here you fucking wheelbarrow!

Jules: your mom

by MarsIsAFuckingGenious March 6, 2025

Chill your tities

Intend to induce or enhance the feeling of relaxed mood. Basically a much harsher way of saying "chill out".

"Girl, you better chill your tities "

by Majestically mysterious Wizard February 6, 2019

show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs

Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy

by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022

ching chong your existence is gone

a Vietnam war meme were an American gets turned into flesh pancake when Vietnamese tree soldier shoots him

American: Ah what a normal day destroying some Vietnamese soldiers.
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake before he could frun*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

by a meme definition February 13, 2023