My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom

uh oh babe my water broke.

by annda October 24, 2022

bo my yf

Means “be my gf” which means “Be my girlfriend” but if you’re an idiot and can’t spell properly.

You: Hey wanna bo my yf
Her: Huh..?
You: Sorry be my gf

by Hoodphobic October 24, 2022

My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022

My Thing

Your favorite thing that you dont know how to describe. The thing that you love.

Rain... It's my... you know its my thing.

by Theeeee guy October 26, 2022

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022