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On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022
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Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum
by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021
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get your nuts up

Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023
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Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)
You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.
by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017
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reign in your yapper

not to speak, refuse to give any information
-Dude, you better reign in your yapper about what you saw yesterday or your head is going to roll
by ana von hindenburg October 27, 2010
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Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023
mugGet the I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!mug.
Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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